“The Best People I Know are Dogs.”
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“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.”
– Unknown
 
“All you need is love and a dog.”
– Unknown
 
“Live. Laugh. Bark.”
– Unknown
 
“Being this cute must be so freaking ruff.”
– Unknown
 
“If it wasn’t for puppies, some people would never go for a walk.”
– Unknown
 
“It’s impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more puppies.”
– Unknown
 
“Keep calm and pet a dog.”
– Unknown
 
“My dog thinks I’m a catch.”
– Unknown
 
“Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.”
– Unknown
 
“Love is a four-legged word.”
– Unknown
 
“Life is too short to just have one dog.”
– Unknown
 
“A dog may be man’s best friend, but a child’s best friend is a puppy.”
– Unknown
 
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
– Aldous Huxley
 
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
-Andy Rooney
 
“A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right.”
― Barbara Kingsolver
 
“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.”
― Barack Obama
 
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
—Ben Williams
 
“You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.”
– Captain Beefheart
 
“Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.”
– Caroline Knapp
 
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
– Charles Shultz
 
“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.”
– Charles M Schulz
 
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” 
--Charles Yu

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
– Christopher Morley
 
“The face of a golden retriever feels like home.”
― David Rosenfelt

“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.”
– Dean Koontz
 
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.”
– Doris Day

“Dog is God spelled backward.”
– Duane Chapman
 
“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
– Edward Abbey

 
“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”
– Elayne Boosler

“Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.”
--Erica Jong

“Every puppy should have a boy.”
– Erma Bombeck
 
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
– Franklin P. Jones
 
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
– Franklin P. Jones
 
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.”
– Gene Hill
 
“Life is a series of dogs.”
– George Carlin

“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.”
– George Carlin

 
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.”
– Gilda Radner
 
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx
 
“Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.”
– H. G. Bissinger
 
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry S Truman
 
“The dog is the god of frolic.”
– Henry Ward Beecher
 
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
– James Thurber

“You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.”
– Jill Abramson
 
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”
– Jarod Kintz

“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.”
– John Grogan

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
– John Steinbeck
 
“Every dog must have his day.”
– Jonathan Swift
 
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself” 
--Josh Billings

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings
 
“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”
― Kate DiCamillo
 
“People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.”
– Kate Jackson
 
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”
– Kinky Friedman
 
“The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.”
– Konrad Lorenz
 
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”
– Marilyn Monroe
 
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.”
– Mark Twain

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
– Mark Twain
 
“The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.”
– Michel Houellebecq
 
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace.”
– Milan Kundera

“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.”
– Moby
 
“Everything I know, I learned from dogs”.
–Nora Roberts
 
“Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz
 
“My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.”
― Paul Dunn
 
“A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”
– Robert Benchley
 
“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.”
— Robert Wagner

“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
– Roger A. Caras

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
--Roger Caras

“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.”
– W. Bruce Cameron


 “No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you.”
– Waka Flocka Flame

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.”
– Will Rogers

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
– Woodrow Wilson